James Corden: OK. Here’s your commercial. What if I’m giving birth to Justin Bieber who’s giving birth to Anthony Kiedis who’s giving birth to a phone? Bozoma Saint John: James, we really want people to know that you can get thousands of handpicked playlists based on the music you love. James: Well, wait, wait, wait. What about this? Me as every iconic music star in history. Bam! I’m Bowie. Kaw! I’m the Spice Girls. Vrr! I’m Pharrell. Pharrell Williams: Stop. James: Maybe not Pharrell. Bozoma: James, we just want to tell people all the ways that you can listen to Apple Music. Eddy Cue: Even offline, on a plane, in a car. James: Say no more. [SNAPPING] What if… What if… I’m driving… in a convertible through the desert. [GASPS] I see a small boy. ♪ Music playing ♪ I walk over to him. He looks at me; I look at him. He says, “I’m thirsty.” I say, “Thirsty for new music?” And I hand him an iPhone.
Jimmy Iovine: Why didn’t you give him water? James, why don’t we just tell them we have 40 million songs? James: I can work with that. Picture this. ♪ I’m stood on the edge of the ocean. I dive headfirst into the water. [FISH NOISES] But I’m surrounded by… wait for it… 40 million apples. Eddy: And then what? James: The Apple Music logo fills the screen. Eddy: I don’t think this is going to work.
James: Right, but I’ve got more ideas. Me and Usher are identical twins. Bozoma: James, we’re getting off track. James: OK, try this next one. I’m in the jungle with Alicia Keyes. Eddy: Wait, wait, wait. James: Don’t like that? Here’s another one. Eddy: Let’s get out of here.